It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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