if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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