its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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