just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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