Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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