so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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