Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Randomize
