For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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