She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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