I wannas sexs uuuuu
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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