I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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