yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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