did you get engaged???
Non-Jews are for practice
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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