The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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