'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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