This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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