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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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