PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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