Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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