You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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