I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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