If that was your dad, he is hot
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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