HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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