people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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