onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
