Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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