Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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