I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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