I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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