u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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