If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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