My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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