You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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