Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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