Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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