Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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