Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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