...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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