Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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