ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
we're so committed to being not committed
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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