How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Small penises have feelings too.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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