i just google imaged poop.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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