Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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