does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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