we have officially lost it.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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