Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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