is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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