just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Randomize
