I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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