we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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