My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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