omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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