Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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