I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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