I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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