So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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