That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
