just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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